Fly Swatter - Swedish Steel Hardox - Because! 4mm

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Fly Swatter - Swedish Steel Hardox - Because! 4mm

Størrelse

702 kr

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719 kr

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Ma., 7 sep. - fr., 11 sep.

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Hardox 450 Steel Fly Swatter – 4 mm
Is it dead? Did I get it? Yes. It’s dead. You got it. And whatever was behind it is also no longer with us.
Regular fly swatters are for pussies. This one is cut from real Hardox 450 steel – the same brutal shit they use to make buckets for mining trucks that haul rocks bigger than your minivan.
We make this in 3–10 mm thick steel, depending on how much (or how little) you care about the hole in your wallet and the holes in your wall this thing will undoubtedly leave behind.
This beast weighs like a hammer straight from hell and looks like it was forged to smash mutated flies on doomsday.
Bonus feature: The holes are so ridiculously large that any vermin smaller than a medium-sized penguin can fly straight through them. Doesn’t matter. Whatever doesn’t make it through… gets crushed.
This fly swatter has zero practical function. It’s pure, unfiltered overkill. And that’s exactly why it’s so much better.
Perfect when you want to:

Scare the living shit out of both flies and any visitors
Own an accessory that actually matches your personality
Have the ultimate thing to wave around when someone says “it’s just a fly”
Make people laugh out loud while simultaneously taking a step back
Pay more VAT than on food, so you can support vaguely justified cultural projects across the country and technically write it off as charity

Due to lack of approval from various animal rights organizations, exports to Norway may be… problematic. You know why. That said, we’re open to trades for various seal skin products.
Specs (because pretending to be serious is half the fun):

Material: Hardox 450
Thickness: 3–10 mm (picture shows representative 8 mm version)
Weight: “Reasonably heavy” to “holy shit, what the hell is this” – around 2–2.5 kg at 8 mm
Hole size: Yes, there are holes. Holes big enough for anything smaller than a medium-sized penguin to fly through.

Warning: Once you’ve swung this thing, you’ll never be able to use a normal fly swatter again without feeling like a total fucking wimp.
Steel fly swatter. For those who believe ordinary flies deserve an industrial solution.
Disclaimer: No, you cannot use this to kill flies in any practically justifiable way. Yes, it might break if you run over it with a tank or try really hard. This is pure novelty – and that’s the whole point.

Størrelse

4mm

Vekt, gram

1000

Artikkel nr.

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